Week 9 EOC : Three Great Mission Statements

Some of my favorites for three great mission statements were as follows.

The water comes from the deepest aquifers found in the United States. Why the deepest aquifers because the water is in pristine condition and nature has already filtered it. We then use the finest barley imported from Finland, were the land is so pure and the air pristine.

The mission of Verb Vodka is to give a quality beverage to accent a good time, as well as promoting responsibility when consuming alcoholic beverages and participating in sexual activities.

Introducing Ergo, an all-natural and organic energizing Vodka. Ergo is infused with the natural energizers ginger and ginseng, as well as extracts of the superfoods acai and bee pollen. Made with only premium, organically grown potatoes and the purest water from the French Alps, Ergo Vodka gives you all the energy you need—without the caffeine—to keep the party going.